I was thinking about my own personal fitness goals, and how hard I work at the gym. I know it’s always easier with a trainer, because that creates accountability. You have to be accountable for everything you ate. It also helped greatly when I was taking classes in Los Angeles at $14.00 per work out! (I made sure I worked out hard, and made the most of my money!!!)

Now, living on a farm, I don’t have that. I go to the gym often, but, I don’t seem as motivated by myself. I found this really cool website where I could be accountable, and have friends that would support me. For some people, staying in shape is just natural. But, for me, I have always had to work at it. I could never sit idly by, or my hips would blow up!

I remember one time on this airplane. I sat next to this guy that was literally spilling into my seat. He must have been over 300 pounds. I didn’t mind so much, but, I did begin to mind when he started drinking vodka, and he reeked! I hate the smell of alcohol, especially on someone’s breath. And then, he started eating cookies that were literally rolling down his stomach onto me. (the crumbs). At that point, the guy was just obnoxious, and I just wanted to sleep. So, I asked the stewardess if she could move me to another seat. I didn’t want to seem rude, but, then, he wasn’t caring a bit about me. He said to me, “Well, you’re small, it comes easy for you.” I couldn’t believe he said that to me. I looked at him and said, “Do you have any idea the amount of cheesecake (which I LOVE) that I’ve turned down? Do you have any idea of the arduous hours I spend in the gym? Do you have any idea of the amount of sleep I’ve forgone just so I can get to the gym? Being small has not come easy for me, it’s a choice. And I certainly don’t choose to spill my food on strangers.” He didn’t say anything back, and I hope that he didn’t feel too badly. It wasn’t my intention to hurt his feelings. I really just wanted sleep.

So, back to this website!!! Slim.com
It’s free to join, with no credit card, and you can meet other people that have fitness goals. Whether it’s to stay in shape, and keep motivated, or whether you want to lose 5 pounds, or 100 lbs. It’s just a great place to be! Hope to see you over there! What are your goals?
Slim.com

Love,
Jackie

Have you ever used vegetables for dildos, or had food sex?

When I was doing ‘The Lick Sisters’, which was a bachelor party team and feature duo act I put together in Portland years ago………………. some of you remember it. We did bachelor parties for TONS of guys getting married, as well as many, many famous people that came into town. (I guess I won’t mention names here………….. but, I sure would love to!) The way men act at a bachelor party, well, I think some of their true colors come out. If I were to ever want to know exactly who I was marrying, I’d video tape him at a bachelor party! The evidence is absolutely shocking!

Ok, I’m off the subject here of fucking cucumbers, but, I do have a reason I’m going down this road here! When I did the bachelor parties, the end of the show was fucking myself with a dildo. My original Lick Sister partner, the girl who taught me more than I want to admit, and then retired, had told me that she loves to fuck herself with cucumbers. She also told me that she would just slice them up into her salad afterwards. At the time, I thought, how strange!

Many times in my life when I thought, “I would never do that”, or “How weird”, I’ve ended up eating my own judgement. I learned to never judge someone else’s experience unless I wanted to try it out myself. Well, years later, after my original partner had been long gone, I was heading to a party. Low and behold, I forgot my magic dildo! Since I also deepthroated bananas at the parties, I was at the grocery store picking up the longest, hardest banana I could find. It always sucked when they’d break off in my throat. I have strong throat muscles…………. but, that’s another blog post all together!

My partner and I decided we’d grab a cucumber! Man, those things come large sometimes! We were picking them out with out even thinking in the middle of the grocery store. I was commenting, “my, this one’s really big!” My partner looked at the lady behind us, and then turned bright red of embarrassment. I cackled like a wicked witch! It was hilarious!

So, that was the first time I had ever used a cucumber. I don’t know that I did it again. I think I would only do that in a pinch………….. and I literally have DRAWERS FULL OF DILDO’s! So, I have yet to run into that snag again!

This site is pretty cool……………. it’s all about fucking with food! It’s called ‘food bangers’! I thought it was pretty damn hot! Girls covered in honey, people fucking with chopsticks, fucking cucumbers, fucking anything food related! I even saw one girl covered in Asian noodles! You have to check this out!!!

CLICK HERE


Love,
Jackie

It’s not very often that a woman will stop me in my tracks, but, I just thought Denise is absolutely STUNNING!! Take a peek at her photos and decide for yourself! I would definately LOVE to fuck this hot babe! She’s even got triple DDD’s! SMOKING!

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE ENTIRE SET OF PHOTOS!!!


Love,
Jackie

Hey there!!

Here is a place where we can discuss a topic openly! Many of you have read about how I got into bondage…………… what I want to know is how did you get into your fetish? And at what age where you when you knew you had it?

Love,
Jackie

I thought I had heard of everything………….. but, evidently, this is a new fetish popping up all over the internet right now. Does this turn you on? There was something about it that I found kind of hot, but, I can’t quite put my finger on it! Maybe it’s the fact that I’ve had many guys miss, and when it actually gets in your eye………………… it’s the worst! I’ve had my eye swollen shut for several days after a pop shot in the eye! Maybe I like the fact that it’s dripping down the glasses! That is kind of hot as well!

Maybe it’s the properness of it all. For some reason, we associate glasses with someone who is a bit proper and might not get dirty in the bedroom. But, from my experience, anyone who seems super proper seems to be the naughtiest of them all!!!

If you like these photos, click on them to see some free sample videos as well as photos! All hot cum covered glasses and proper sluts!

Love,
Jackie